jokes

__BOOGER EATER__ I was busy packing for my buisness trip when my three year old daughter came along and said "look at this" and showed me her two front fingers so I grabed her fingers and said"daddys gonna eat your fingers" and pretended to eat them. she went away and came back with a puzzled look on her face. so I asked "whats wrong honey" and she said"where did my boogy go?".